Gamzee Makarakarn

lighteffexor:

transmortifried:

“womanizer” is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.

example “i’m a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him.”

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ncah-czerny:

patt-off:

patt-off:

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

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>:)

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cheguevarasghost:

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9/11 casualties = 2,996

October 7 casualties = 1,400

Gaza casualties (with no end in sight) = 5,000 (50% children)

cryptotheism:

yo-its-matt:

cryptotheism:

If you Catholic mfers were really so interested in God’s design you would develop a theological appreciation of beetle biology.

we really just say fuckin anything on here huh

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Charybdis would drown in the depths of your ignorance.

palipunk:

I feel like I am living in the twilight zone. Literally thousands of Palestinians are dead, hundreds still missing under the rubble, Palestinians being captured and tortured in the West Bank, Israel saying “oh we’re going to ramp up our bombing” and tonight being the worst night of bombing to date and all I hear is “both sides both sides both sides both sides-“ I feel like I’m going mad

bearbellyblog:

asphodelimago:

mothocean:

c3rvida3:

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I’m allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

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So there’s a medication called hyaluronidase. It’s used to make other medications absorb better, because it makes the cell wall more permeable.

One common usage is to make local anesthetic more effective during surgery, for instance. It’s used in a number of injected medications.

Bee stings contain an enzyme very similar to this medication, so sometimes, people with bee allergies have an allergic reaction to hyaluronidase.

This is called cross-reactivity, where your body mistakes something for the thing it’s actually allergic to, and has an allergic reaction anyway. For instance, sometimes people with latex allergies also are allergic to bananas and other fruits. They don’t actually contain latex, but there are some similar proteins.

Apparently, hyraluronidase used in humans is derived from one of four sources: sheep testicles, cow testicles, cow testicles again, and GMO hamster ovaries.

tl;dr: They won’t inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say ‘eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees’ and try to kill you anyway.

The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.